It's over. Mr Jordan won, close to deservedly. Woop de doo.
Vinnie went from working class hero to stuck up prick, Jonas turned from love sick farter to a surprisingly cool gentleman and so on and so forth. And so ends a genuinely entertaining installment of Celebrity Big Brother (C4). At least in my opinion. Despite having Davina McCall running around like a pedophile/pantomime villain in a chicken costume, it didn't turn into a mockery. I could talk about it for another week, instead, I'll give out some slightly trivial awards.
Most Awkward Question
"Who would you rather shoot your daughter in the head: You or a terrorist?"
Stephen Baldwin.
WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT? It's not even a hypothetical question. If a terrorist is holding your daughter captive, it's very unlikely he would suggest that you shoot her instead. Unless the terrorist is a schizophrenic from the Bible Belt like Stephen.
Least Entertaining Highlight
Vinnie Jones watching Leeds' FA Cup tie against Tottenham. Two minutes of him jumping in a chair like a deranged toddler who wants more Angel Delight. Give me a break.
Least Imaginitive Made Up Task
"I bet his task is to pop that ball, without his shoes on or something." If that was a genuine task, Sisqo, I'd start to seriously wonder what type of a program I had just entered.
Funniest Simile
"If bullshit was music, there would be a brass band next door."
Biggest Pricktease
Katia. Fuck off.
The One Who Should Have Won
Stephanie. She seemed to genuinely enjoy every day in that house and constantly made me laugh. Especially when she broke Ivana Writeabook's trophy.
There we go. That'll do for now.
SIDENOTE:
Take Me Out (ITV1) just got even more cruel whent he first contestant to not get a date left the stage with "All By Myself" by Celene Dion playing in the background.
Not kosher.
Stephanie was the only genuine one I think. She did it for her daughter who requires medical aid (I forget what exactly for.)
ReplyDeleteI think she was the most deserving. However since Alex Reid is more in the public eye these days, not just to the numpties who watch and obsessed by reality tv but by those numpties who read those awful gossip mags, he was always likely to get more votes.
It's a sad fact.
Either way I am glad it's over.
Oh and that "Take me out" is amusing at times. I won't say entertaining as that would be pushing it.
ReplyDeleteIt's clear romance is well and truly dead as many of the contestants (both the women and men) are more shallow than a kids paddling pool.